भारतकोश सम्पादकीय 30 जुलाई 2014

50px|right|link=| 20px|link=http://www.facebook.com/bharatdiscovery|fesabuk par bharatakosh (nee shuruat) bharatakosh 20px|link=http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000418727453|fesabuk par adity chaudhari adity chaudhari toanta gॅng ka si.ee.o. -adity chaudhari border|right|300px           "babboo yar ! too bekar ki bat mat kiya kar... babaloo gॅng pulis ki to sari dimand poori karata hai aur too hamesha bahasabazi mean hi rahata hai" ianspॅktar hakim sianh tanakiya ne toanta gॅng ke si॰ ee॰ o॰ babboo b aaus ki bat anasuni karate hue kaha. is par babboo, apana aandaz badal kar l aaujik ke sath, bola- "babaloo to mantri ke sale ki god mean baitha hai sar ji! usaka gॅng jitana kraim karata hai na, usase adha bhi nahian dikhata.... ... achchha, chalie ek bat bataiye... babaloo gॅng ne kraim karane se pahale kabhi pulis ko riport kiya hai... kabhi nahian na ?... are bhee, pharj banata hai ki neean... ab pulis vale kya haram ki tanakha chir rahe haian jo koee gॅng unako kraim karane se pahale bataega bhi nahian... are bhee... ! ap kraim karane se pahale pulis ko inphorm nahian kareange to bechare pulis valoan ko kahaan se pata lagega ki kraim kahaan, kab aur kaise hua ? phॅkt ki bat ye haiaaa ki qarib qarib sare kraim pulis ki nolej mean hi to hote haian sar ji ! ek rep hi to hai jisaki inphoramesan pulis ko nahian hoti. vaise bhi isamean koee bijanis to hai nahian...entaratenament hi to hai sar ji ! ... aur ise to apaka staf bhi kar leta hai... mera matalab hai ki kabhi-kabhi."           is bar, ianspॅktar tanakiya ne bahut dhyan se babboo ki bat suni aur thandi ah lekar babboo se bola- "kya bat kahi hai babboo vah ! toone hamara dard to samajha... ab too hi dekh le ki janata to bas ye sochati hai ki chori-dakaiti ho jati hai aur mujarim ka pata nahian chalata... are bhaee ab vo zamana hi nahian raha... ajakal to log pulis ko batae bina hi varadat karane chal dete haian...... "toone madar iandiya pichchar dekhi thi... kyoan ?" ianspॅktar tanakiya ne bachchoan jaisi masoomiyat se poochha.           babboo ne apani ek bhauan ko ooancha uthaya, chehare par kutil muskan lakar aur dahine hath ko nacha kar kaha- "kyoan nahian dekhi thi sar bilkul dekhi thi akhir vo apane munna bhaee ke mammi papa ki pichchar thi... kancha china... vah jio mere sanjoo baba..."           "haan-haan vahi... madar iandiya mean jab birajoo dakoo ban jata hai to sukkhi lala ko pahale hi bata deta hai ki usaki l daki ki shadi ke taim par hi vo lala ki l daki ko uthane aega... ab ye huee na mardoan vali bat... are bhaee pulis ko pahale se pata hona chahie ki tum kab, kahaan aur kis taim par varadat karane vale ho... ye kya ki chahe jab muanh uthakar chal die varadat karane..." tanakiya ne afasos zahir kiya aur tho da rukakar phir darshanik aandaz mean bola- "agar krimanal, pulis ko bata kar kraim kare to bhee ham bhi bis tarah ki fॅseliti de sakate lekin kya karean samajh mean hi nahian ata ajakal ke ne l dakoan ko... dekh lena sarakar ko hi ekadin aisa qanoon banana p dega... hamean bhi to rait aauf inaf aaurameshan ka fayada milana chahie. jise dekho balatkar kie ja raha hai, ajakal... agar yahi log hamako k aaunfidens mean lekar balatkar karane jaean to balatkar ki ek bhi riport bhi nahian hogi... razi-rishte se balatkar karavane ki garanti pulis ki ho jaegi... lekin hamari sunata kaun hai..."           "sar ye sari g dab di gabbar sianh ke bad huee... usane bina pulis ko inaphauramesan diye hi dakaiti dalana suroo kar diya ... matalab ki jamana hi kharab a gaya hai sar ji. janata bhi chalak ho gee hai. paisa-jebar sath lekar neean chalati hai. ab dekhie! maianne pichhali sardiyoan mean haeeve se mansapur tak ki rod ka rat vala theka dedh lakh mean liya. tin bas guzarian aur tinoan kh di karake lootian...lekin mila kya ? mal tha kull sava lakh ke karib ka... hamane tinoan basoan ka mal bapas kiya aur thane se raqam vapas li... vapasi ke paanch hajar kat lie daroga ne. bas ke yatriyoan ke pair pak d kar unase kaha ki ye mat kahana ki tum lute ho... kasama-dharami huee tab jakar jan chhooti. vo din aur aj ka din, toanta gaiang ne kisi bas par hath nahian dala ... rod ki thekedari mean b da khatara hai ajakal..."           "haan khatara to sab jagah hai, ab to pulis ki naukari bhi aram vali nahian rahi... kyoan bhee ! ek bat bata, ye tumhare gॅng ka nam toanta gॅng kyoan hai? tere to donoan hath thik haian. kya tere pitaji ka ek hi hath tha ?" "are neean sar ye bat neean hai... asal mean mere dadaji ne apane ek hath ki kurabani di thi to usi se nam p d gaya." "qurbani ? kaisi qurbani ?" "vo bat ye hai sar ki ek bar vo bhaians churane mean pak de ge the. unake ek hath mean hathak di lagi thi, hathak di ka doosara k da sipahi ne pahan rakha tha. raste mean unaka man bhagane ko kar aya... to pas ki dhakel se gandasa uthakar unhoanne apana hath kata aur bhag ge..." "are ! lekin vo sipahi ka hath katakar bhi to bhag sakate the...? apana hath kyoan kata ?" "vo jamana gaandhiji ka tha... ahiansa ki batoan ne jor pak d rakha tha... to doosare ka hath kaise katate ? isi se hamare gॅng ka nam toanta gॅng p d gaya" "vah bhee vah dhany haian tere dadaji, tum to khanadani badamash ho!" babboo ne sharama kar kaha- "sab eesur ki daya hai... ab jo bhi haian apake samane haian sar ji! apane khanadan ki ijjat ke lie jitana ho sakata hai karate haian, bas nam bacha rahe purakhoan ka itana hi hamare lie kafi hai. vese jamana badalata ja raha hai, ab voaaa bat neean hai..."           "haan yar zamana to kharab hai hi... chal chho d, vo to thik hai...lekin ek bat bata ki tumhare toanta gॅng ka halla to tin ziloan mean ho rakkha hai jidhar dekho, toanta gॅng-toanta gॅng... ab mantri ji janapad ka daura karane a rahe haian to peesa dene mean teri maiya mar rahi hai ?... bad mean mat kahana ki tumhare hi adami ka enakauntar kyoan hota hai... soch le...?" ianspॅktar mudde par aya. shahar kotavali mean toanta gॅng ke lidar babboo b aaus ko bulakar mantri ji ke daure ke lie arthik sahayog ki 'apil' karate hue ianspॅktar tanakiya, babboo se 'arthik sahayata' ki maang kar raha tha .           "are sar jiaaa... hamane kab mana kiya hai... lekin ek bar hamari bhi to sunie ki ham kis denjar halat mean apana bijanis chala rahe haian ? ab ap hi bataie ? ek hathiyar tak ki to madad milati nahian hai pulis se... ham chh: mahine se do nain ऍm॰ऍm॰ maang rahe haian lekin ap haian... ki haan karake hi nahian dete ?" babboo b aaus ne kaha to roothane ke aandaz mean lekin ianspॅktar ki no rॅspoans, b aaudi lॅngvej dekhakar khisiyahat vali muskurahat de kar rah gaya.           "abe yar ! too ye bata... ki pachas hajar mean nain ki pistal deta kaun hai ajakal... do lakh ka ret chal raha hai... aur tin lakh mean to chahe jitani lele... armi ki peti dilava dooan ? ekadam fresh... peti band... bol leta hai ?" ianspॅktar ne anubhavi selsamॅn ki tarah babboo ko samajhaya.           babboo ne apani jeb se pan masala nikal kar ianspॅktar ki taraf badhaya phir ianspॅktar ki laparavah 'na' ko dekhakar khud muanh mean dalate hue bola- "ab tin-tin lakh ki 'chij' leke kya dhandha hoga sab ! isase achchha to sitapur ya barabanki se kirae par hi utha leange... chalo chho do sar ji ! ham to sab kuchh kar leange lekin pulis ka bhi hamare lie koee pharaj hai ki neean ?...           "dekh babboo ! aj too kuchh dega to kal ko neta bhi to teri madad karega... are shॅltar ki zaroorat kis badamash ko nahian hoti... aian ? bata too hi bata... aur phir too to ilaqe ka mana hua ek achchha badamash hai" ianspॅktar ne is bar tho da pyar se samajhaya.           "sॅltar ? kahe ka sॅltar kaun se jamane ki bat kar rahe haian sar ! vo jamana ab kahaan? sॅltar to mere bap ke jamane mean milata tha. jab damodar sianh bhaiyaji apani jip mean baithakar hamare bapoo ko ऍs pi ke samane se nikal ke le ge the... vo bhi apani bivi ka blauj petikot aur sa di pahana kar... aur apako maloom hai siri gobind mandir ki churaee moorti unake sath mean thi. mandir se sone ki moorti churana kasale ke kam tha... aur bapoo ka sath bhi to diya tha neta ji ne... ye hai rikas le ke sath dena" kahate-kahate babboo khayaloan mean khone ke ektiang ka abhyas jaisa karane laga aur tho da rukakar phir bola- "ajakal ke neta sॅltar kahaan dete haian... unaka sailtar to pulis se bhi manhaga p data hai... unake chunav ke kharche mean hi gॅng ki dam nikal jati hai. ham jaise sidhe-sadhe bijanisamॅn to bas mar hi lete haian. ab ap hi bataie ki gullar bhaee ka pi॰e॰ hamase kah raha tha ki koee 'vyavastha' karava do. kahaan se karavaean vyavastha, l dakiyaan koee pe d par lagati haian kya ? are bhaee tum ऍm॰ऍl॰e॰ ke pi॰e॰ ho tumako to kam se kam ijjat-salike se chalana chahie... tamam rasiyan mil rahi haian... bhari p di haian bis-bis hajar mean... par neean... paisa to daroo ke lie bhi kharch nahian karana to phir vyavastha ke lie kahaan se kareange." "are yar ye nautanki to hamean bhi maloom hai... ab sidhi-sidhi sun le... chanda to dena hi p dega" "thik hai sar ji ! jo hukum sarakar ka... lekin hamari sunavaee bhi to honi chahie ?" "achchha... chal kah le man ki... aj teri hi sun lean... chal bol !" ab to babboo poori tarah f aaurm mean a gaya. gala saf karake bola-           "sar bura mat manie...ab apaki dimand bhi to tho di tedhi hi rahati hai... ! ap chahate haian kraim bhi varkaut hona chahie aur hissa bhi poora chahie... adha mal bhi baramad karava dean... ek-do purane karigar loandoan ko giraphtar bhi karava dean... sath mean adhe mal mean se apako adha de bhi dean ?... ab pachchis parasent par kya bijanis hoga sar ji ! apaka to gudavark ho jata hai... hamare bijanis ka sabakuchh bॅd ho jata hai. ham to paresan ho ge haian is bijanis se sar ji ! ... is bar vard membari se shuroo karane ki soch rahe haian... das-pandrah sal mean vidhayak ban hi jaeange." itana kahakar babboo ne ek 'pॅket' mez par rakha aur bahar nikal gaya. aie ab bharatakosh par chalate haian- pichhale dinoan aparadhoan se sanbandhit anek samachar, ti॰vi॰ aur akhabaroan mean ae. un samacharoan se kuchh saval ham sab ke man mean uthe. kuchh savaloan ke uttar shayad is sanpadakiy se mil jaean... is bar itana hi... agali bar kuchh aur... -adity chaudhari sansthapak evan pradhan sampadak

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